The Snore Card
For the husband who snores, steals the blankets and will do it later. Front: "Tonight's sleeping arrangements. Bed: Me. Couch: You. The snoring has been reviewed. The ruling is final." Inside: "After years of snoring, blanket theft and 'I'll do it later,' the bed has been reassigned. No longer sleeping here: ________. The couch is lovely this time of year. So I'm told." Kindly do not RSVP.
Folded greeting card with a blank name line for you to fill in by hand. Envelope included. Ships to you, never to them. Disvite is a humor brand. Leave no doubt.
More details
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Disvite
- Email: contact@support.shop.disvite.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
