The Do Not Disturb Card

¥1,295 JPY (plus tax)

For the kids who follow Mom into the bathroom. Front: "Please do not disturb. Mom has left the building. (Mom is in the bathroom.) Five minutes. That's all she asked." Inside: "For the next five uninterrupted minutes, this bathroom is formally closed to ________. No, I don't know where your shoes are. Ask your father." Kindly do not RSVP.

Folded greeting card with a blank name line for you to fill in by hand. Envelope included. Ships to you, never to them. Disvite is a humor brand. Leave no doubt.

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More details

  • Cardboard paper
  • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  • Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  • Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
  • Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  • Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  • Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
  • Toner-based printing
  • Vibrant colors
  • Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Size & Fit

  • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  • Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  • Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.