The Household Report Card
For the kids who aced asking "why?" and failed everything else. Front: "Household Report Card. Listening: F. Bedtime: F. Cleaning your room: Incomplete. Vegetables: F. Asking 'why?': A+. Teacher's comment: Needs a babysitter." Inside: "Based on this term's performance, tonight's dinner reservation for two will proceed without ________. The sitter arrives at six. Bedtime is not negotiable." Kindly do not RSVP.
Folded greeting card with a blank name line for you to fill in by hand. Envelope included. Ships to you, never to them. Disvite is a humor brand. Leave no doubt.
More details
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Disvite
- Email: contact@support.shop.disvite.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
