The Out of Office Card
For the husband who cannot find anything, ever. Front: "Automatic reply. To: My Husband. Subject: Re: Where is the...? I am out of the office this weekend with limited access to your questions. For the location of any item, please check where it always is. It's in the drawer. It's always been in the drawer." Inside: "The girls' weekend has been booked: three days, two bottles and zero 'have you seen my keys?' Not invited: ________. Dinner is in the freezer. Instructions are on the box." Kindly do not RSVP.
Folded greeting card with a blank name line for you to fill in by hand. Envelope included. Ships to you, never to them. Disvite is a humor brand. Leave no doubt.
More details
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Disvite
- Email: contact@support.shop.disvite.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
